Welcome to the Official Stupid Jerkface Loser Website... Officially.

This is the place where unimportant, unentertaining things can seem to be even more unimportant and somehow less entertaining.

Our Beloved Mascot, Stupid Jerkface Loser

Not so late-and-breaking

July 22, 2002 news post by Stabbacat

This is the FINAL post by Stabbacat. I decided I don't like this site anymore. I don't like Erica Sky being credited for making a banner for "us" which includes Scribbit and myself, neither of which WANTED a third party banner. I don't like this site being just another livejournal. Screw it. I hope you like the index, because I'm done. I quit.


July 21, 2002 news post by outlawtorn:

Here's a story by the gracious Erica Sky, who did a banner for us. Whee.


July 21, 2002 news post by outlawtorn:

I heard, on the news mind you, that it is confirmed by various spying sources that Hayden Christiansen (Anakin "boo-hoo" Skywalker)will be wearing the Darth Vader suit during the course of Episode III. My first thought was, "what the fuck?" How is HE going to be visually imposing? David Prowse, the original man in black, was a damn seven foot bodybuilder! What the hell? We're all nerds here, we can talk about this type of thing. Also, it won't be long before the "Dear Old Man," section of the site will be up. If you decide that you have a problem worthy of being answered by the wandering hero, send you questions to OldManBagel@hotmail.com.


July 21, 2002 news post by Scribbit:

Whoo. ZZTers might be happy to know I finally scanned and uploaded some Z-WONK COMICS. If you didn't play the game, I've uploaded a ZIP containing it. You just need to go find a copy of ZZT to play it.


July 20, 2002 news post by Scribbit:

Okay, so I made some typical internet trash, and I colored a picture of what I'm sure God would look like. Also, you might notice that I added name tags to all the conent on that there sidebar. Looks like everyone else needs some catching up to do.


July 20, 2002 news post by Outlawtorn:

Robo-cop is a silly mother. In other news, an Iranian serial rapist was sentenced to be thrown off a cliff in a sack. I'm not precisely sure what to contribute to this site, only that I am honored to be a part of it. Give me some feedback folks. I have several minute talents.


July 19, 2002 news post by Scribbit:

Whirred. I added a test comic, and my finger itches. I plan on working on some of the graphicals here on this index later, so look out. Site-related news is kind of hard to think of, because all I really do is just post stuff and tell you where it is. Maybe I should actually start making comics about SOMETHING.


July 18, 2002 news post by Stabbacat:

I, Stabbacat, built a new front page for Stupid Jerkface Loser Productions. It all started when Scribbit invited me to put stuff on his site here, so I decided I'd just go for it since I had Dreamweaver 4 and stuff. I feel as if, you know, for this first news post, I should fill up this whole area, but I think I'm about done here. Later.

That's freaking all for now, I swear...

BAD ideas:

Ramen Hut - Food service of the Future!-Scribbit
Sugar Spoon-Scribbit
Snapping-Scribbit
Scanned Pictures-Scribbit
The Robot Size Chart!-Scribbit
MMSOG-Scribbit
Help My Dreams-Outlawtorn.


DUMB Stories:

Mortimer & Caesar-Scribbit
Old Man!-Scribbit
English Dickweed!-Scribbit
I Am An Unstoppable Killing Machine.-Scribbit
Whee! Evil Old Man!-Scribbit
The Farmel Voice-Scribbit
Joe (The Murderer)-Scribbit
Little Johnny Malenkeimer-Scribbit

STUPID Comics:

Mortimer and Caesar-Scribbit
Test Comic-Scribbit
Internet Trash-Scribbit
Z-Wonk, Chapter ONE-Scribbit


HORRIBLE Drawings:

A picture of a zombie.-Scribbit
A picture of God.-Scribbit