I have plenty of things that I want to either accomplish, or take part in before I die. You know, go to college, get a job I like, get married, get chained to a bed at least once, stalk Ron McGovney, see Road to Perdition, get shot and survive, break a law, write a play, get published, drive to Seatle, have sex in the Neuschwanstein throne room, do something for my country, do something for the Fatherland, crush a neo-nazi's head on the curb, lick Gwen Steffani's navel, be attractive, survive a car wreck, win a fight, take a piss in Mecca, laugh at everyone in crazy muslim hell, buy a box of Cracklin' Oat Bran, avoid/take advantage of my maternal family's curse, meet the anti-christ, you know, the normal stuff. If anybody can help me procure my dreams (especially Gwen Steffani) you know my e-mail.