Okay, sure, the T-1000 robot was programmed to kill, and had no sense of human life whatsoever... but what if it had been used for more practical uses?
![]() Bran Flakes on the top of the shelf. |
Now let's get to it: The T-1000 can't turn into any complex machine with moving parts, like a blender or a car, but he CAN re-adjust the mass that he is given so that he can reach farther. Can't get the bran flakes down? Ask a friendly Terminator! The T-1000 could also be used in social situations that you just can't handle, like firing someone who might be dangerous, if he get's shot, he's just gonna re-form. They'd be incredibly useful in high-risk situations, like disarming bombs and fighting off killer ameoba-men from outer space... I mean, moving toxic chemicals! Not only that, but he's the perfect wrench! Screws stripped out? Can't open your controller to clean it? The T-1000 can form around any nut or screw and get a great grip! |
The T-1000 is also the greatest lawn-care tool ever created! He can cut grass, trim hedges, rake leaves, prune trees, chop up squirrels and stray dogs, and still be sharp enough to slice a tomato! Kids will never be bored with T-1000 around! He can be used to re-enact scenes from the X-Files, and since he can change into anybody, he's not just restricted to the last two seasons which featured Agent John Dogget! |
![]() I know The Simpsons used this gag in Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, but that's not gonna stop me! |
![]() Keep cool and kill people at the beach! |
The T-1000 can also get anything you drop behind a fridge or the couch, because he an turn into liquid-form at any time! If you're ever lacking in seating, the T-1000 can just turn into a chair, and when you're done sitting on him, he can make you sandwhiches! Makes a great beef stew! I'm runnin' out of steam with this bit. I'm gonna do something else. |